Saturday, September 12, 2009

Conservatives Visit Washington for Tea Party

Conservatives- Welcome to Washington DC!

It's obvious that you are new in town. You don't show up for rallies like this one very often. You don't hire former salesmen to represent your voting blocs to the Washington legislators. In fact, the White House doesn't even know who you are.

When questioned about the rally on Friday, White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs shrugged and said, "I don't know who the group is."

Con-serv-a-tives. Yes- they are the ones who wanted the other fellow to be president. Yes they're the rowdy ones at all the town hall meetings recently. No, I guess they weren't convinced by President Obama's speech on Wednesday. Yes, there do seem to be quite a lot of them. Do they vote? I'm sure they do. Yes, I would be worried if I were up for re-election in 2010 as well.

Rusty Scalpel